in case you didn't know

I am what we -- and by we, I, as usual, mean I -- know as "sneaky geek".

I like a lot of webcomics and I'm definitely going to buy the next twilight book. I dressed up as Tonks for the last Harry Potter book party (but I didn't go to any of the other book parties, okay?!)

I own an awful lot of books and I like a lot of things.

But my geek cannot compete with that of most of my friends.

I just want to get that out there.

With that in mind, I need a new book shelf and I have a growing list of books and movies to work through before I get back to school.
I need to stalk the head of my english department until he agrees to be my new academic advisor.
I need my college to SEND ME MY FINANCIAL AID PACKAGE KTHNX.
I need a kitten.
No.
No, I don't. Don't get me a kitten. Maybe. Yes. No. Maybe get me a kitten.
I need to finish a story. I need to stop writing poetry. Who the hell reads poetry, anyway? No one will read this nonsense, so this is turning into a lot of intellectual masterbation.
I need to finish The Magus.
I need to buy Hopscotch.
I need to get some things published so I won't feel so useless.
I need to get a job and an internship for next summer and get myself set to study abroad so I don't waste the little time I have.

I need to work out my brain. Can you tell?

I also need to buy new glasses, because I miss being able to wear frames instead of contacts every once in a while.

Yeah.

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In unrelated news, I saw Song of the Living Dead at Dad's Garage Theater on Thursday, and it was gorey, over the top, offensive, scary and extraordinarily catchy. Topics include: homophobia, red necks, rape, necrophilia, baby rape, social anxiety disorder, all manner of desecrating the dead, all manner of desecration of the living BY the dead, interacial gay relationships, being assraped by jesus, anal sex, oral sex, and the most disturbing birth ever.

Favorite numbers:
"Why are You Corn Holing Me, Jesus?"
"I'm Fucking Awesome".
"I'm Gay For Jesus" gets an honorable mention for having black leather, red fishnet and white southern baptist preachers. Also, a gay couple with matching whistles.

I am not even kidding, kids and kittens.

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Good night. Its almost 2 and I should start trying to sleep.